Lol!! This is what he wants for Xmas…

December 12th, 2011 § 1 comment § permalink

This is the message someone  posted along the M4 motorway in England.  Can  you imagine his/her partner’s face when they read this??? It’s going to  be one sour christmas for the unlucky fellow.

Some media sources say it is a woman who left the message but going by the message, I would say it reads like Dan Jude wants a Divorce this Xmas. What do you think?

MY TAKE

Hahaha! Never underestimate a man/woman scorned….Romance gone sour.

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Lol Friday!! A Nigerian Man’s prayer

November 10th, 2011 § Comments Off § permalink

The Prayer of the Nigerian Man: May the almighty bless you all!
Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we Black people, haven’t sinned.
I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, White people did! Black people know what is “Only son.”
As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a White man, they handed him over to another White man who ordered Him to be whipped! Moreover, these same White people ordered Him to be crucified!
The traitor was called Judas Iscariot.
You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called ; Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc; let alone any Africa country don’t have that bad name Iscariot.
You don see the wahala weh e just place for Libya. Iscariot don kill Gaddaffi. Sorry for we Black people.
We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abjua to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back.
We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible; therefore, we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord whom we like well well.
If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie ”The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no Black person, let alone an African or a Nigeria took part to that sad event.
This is why we beg you, O Lord Almighty, please make Black people rich at long last and let White people work for them for a change!

Amen.

Sorry couldn’t find the source.

MY TAKE

No bi so  ma brother? Lol!! This is hilarious!

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Lol Friday!! You think you got it bad…

November 4th, 2011 § 217 comments § permalink

…Oh yeah, think again. Lol!

MY TAKE

Have a fun weekend!

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Video!! Two four-year olds arguing, very funny.

October 11th, 2011 § Comments Off § permalink

MY TAKE

Fast forward a few years later and they could be any married couple. Lol!

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Lol Video!! Ghanaian president ‘Murders’ the English language!

October 3rd, 2011 § 9 comments § permalink

Thanks to Omer Bayen!

MY TAKE

I wonder if he was of sound mind on that day. Still I presume he wasn’t voted in for his English prowess but for his good governance.

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LOL!! Wives of yesterday, today and tomorrow

June 14th, 2011 § 6 comments § permalink

MY TAKE

This was definitely created by some male chauvinist. Still if they want to view the women this way, ain’t no problem with that. It definitely will feel good to have the roles reversed for a minute. Lol!

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